Omega Plus Disposable Vape

The Omega Plus disposable is a fantastic device. It does the two primary things you need a disposable to do:

1.) Taste great, and

2.) Be thrown away once you're done with it.

That's really all a disposable vape device needs, and this device does them both. To be fair, it can't throw itself away, but technology will soon catch up with that issue, most likely. The wave of the future will be tiny disposable vapes with itty-bitty robot legs, which walk themselves to the trash, and throw themselves in; like Arnold into the molten steel at the end of Terminator 2. Did you see Terminator 2?  That was an awesome flick.

But, until self-disposing, tiny vapes with itty-bitty robot legs become a thing, we've got this disposable vape right here, which is a top-of-the line, palm-sized gadget. It comes pre-filled with 50 mg nic salts, which come in a wild array of delicious flavored e-liquid, (aka "vape juice.") The profile is fairly slim, meaning you can easily hang by one hand from a chain, and puff away with your free hand, as Edward Furlong lowers you into a pool of molten steel.

We give it a slow, dramatic thumbs up!

The flavors are fairly self-explanatory, but here's the list, anyway:

Apple Peach: Apples and peaches! A fruity double-team that can't lose.

Grape Apple Pear: Three guesses what fruits are in this delicious mix. If you guessed "Grape, Apple, and Pear," then you're right! Good work. Can't put one past you! If you didn't guess that... well, that's on you.

Banana Ice Cream: This one is a unique take on a banana flavor, with a dessert-like ice cream taste to make it special. Everybody likes to feel special, right?

Strawberry Watermelon: Two summer fruits which always go great with each other. Juicy watermelon, coupled with sweet, sweet strawberry. This pair is so good together, and so popular that their celebrity couple name should be "Waterberry."

Apple Blue Razz: You don't see Blue Raspberry teamed with a lot of other flavors often, but when you do, you know it's a hit. This time, Blue Raspberry's special guest star is crisp, sweet apples.

Strawnana Rush: It's strawberry, it's banana, and as the name implies, it goes pretty fast.

Fruit Blast: A delectable blend of fruits, combined into one great juice. Mixed berry juices are always a big hit! What flavors are mixed together in this one? We're not saying. (Nobody likes spoilers; just give it a shot!)

Grapey: I mean, it's grape. There's not much else to say. Don't let the name fool you; it's not just a tad grapey, it's some full-on, delicious grape.

Russian Cream: This is a sweet, tasty dessert flavor, for all your after-dinner needs. It's like a tiny, Russian cake full of White Russian delight. Or one of those really BIG Russian cakes full of White Russian delight. We don't judge you on your cake size preference; go big or go home, comrade. 

Strawberry Milk: It's like if a jug of creamy milk, and a container full of sweet, tart strawberries charged headfirst into each other while fighting in a parking lot, and this is the fantastic combo their brawl left behind. What were they fighting about? Which one of them was more delicious. Oh, irony; you scamp.

Peach Rush: Peaches are popular. And people prefer the popular peach, potentially. It's probably prudent to purchase Peach Rush.

Mint Rush: It's like a breath mint, but without all that pesky breath-freshening side-effect. It hits real nice, though. Like someone punched you in the mouth with brass knuckles made of minty dreams.

Watermelon Rush: The big flavor of a watermelon, smashed down into a single, disposable vape. (They added the "rush" part so that you'd feel a need to hurry and buy it. But let's be honest; you totally should.)

Mango Pineapple: Two popular island fruits combined for a fantastic flavor. It's like a buddy cop movie, but the cops have taken a vacation in the tropics; unfortunately, there are bad guys there, too! What shenanigans can Mango & Pineapple get into (and out of) next? Well, you'll just have to buy it and find out, I guess.

Energy Drink: Imagine the power of a massive bull not only charging right at you, but suddenly, spontaneously granting you the power of flight at the same time, because that bull was red. It's like that, but in your mouth.

Device Features:

• Disposable: Non-Rechargeable & Non-Refillable
• 5% Nicotine (50 mg) Salt Strength
• Approximately 2500 Puffs
• Draw-Activated Firing Mechanism
• Integrated 1500mAh Battery
• 9.5mL Juice Per Puff Omega Plus Stick
• Body Material: Plastic
• Color: Various
• Protection: Overheating, Short-circuit

Package contains:
1x Omega Plus Disposable Vape